Swamp Water Still Can 4pk

It's 2075 and the earth has turned into a dystopian wasteland due to the generational obsession of single-use plastic.

A young scientist, Gregory Davis, volunteers to be the first human to travel back in time to warn past humanity of the devastation that lies ahead. 

The year 2024 is programmed, but something goes wrong! Slime bacteria contaminated the time capsule and fused its DNA with Gregory. Gregory is okay, but he looks like a fucking monster. 

We're currently keeping him housed in a small warehouse in Morningside QLD, and working with top scientists to reverse his time travel effects. We've taken his warnings seriously and are consulting with him to stop dystopian inevitability, focusing on still water against manufactured plastic.